Coming to Steam · Spring 2027
Grimbly’s
Catalog of Affordable Beasts
Order a beast from Grimbly’s, a deeply questionable shop at the wrong end of the alley. Build it on a strict points budget. Find out in the arena whether the bet was any good.
In development. Satisfaction not guaranteed.

The building is the strategy.
Pick a body
Start with a base monster: a spiky tank, a many-legged sprinter, something that floats and thinks unkind thoughts.
Spend the budget
Every part costs points. Points spent on armor are points not spent on speed, or on the dart gun you definitely wanted.
Call the bet
Then it fights. Every battle is that budget being argued with, in real time, by something else’s monster.

Ships in 0–1 business eternities.
The shop is dark, the shopkeeper is cheerful, the reviews are suspicious, and nothing can be returned once it has been opened. You knew that when you came in.
- Release
- Coming to Steam, spring 2027
- Platform
- PC
- The store
- grimblys.com: walk the shop floor and open the whole catalog
- Today
- The proof of concept is built.

